I must look crazy
One of my pugs isnt feeling well, so im out walking 3 of my 4 dogs. And the one that doesnt feel well starts to pee. If anyone was watching im pretty sure it was interesting. Because i kept running around her trying to see if her urine was okay (no blood, steady stream, etc) After that i saw her being easy on her rear leg so i gave that a massage. I’m like those moms that bring their kids...
Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
thedailywhat: Funny, funny stuff: I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused. Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually...
clone high season one currently at 55% completion. my question is how can we merge our love for everything funny on tv into a kick ass tumblelog. im just preparing for our “have you met…” experiment, so when girls ask us what we do. Oh we run this kick as tumbleblog. We’re hilarious
Haaaaaave you met upanddowns?
fighterofthenightman: one fri/sat night we should meet in miami or ft laudy and try the haaaave you met ted? IM TOTALLY down! we will just go around till we find a girl that gets our humor. and whenever one of us makes a joke we can say “can you hold on a sec” and then step aside to say “dude! that was fucking funny” (high five)” and then back to hitting on the hot...
AA bondy- american hearts cant stop listening to...
Hopefully this milkshake im about to get will have a naked chick in it and a job– me
All dressed up
but no where to go. Friday!
superfat - What Would Tyler Durden Do →
holy shit jonah hill, thank god plastic isnt edible or you would eat that too. or is it?
Pugs eat Banannas. Who woulda thought, they were like “hey dad break me off a piece of that bananna.” so i gave it to them and they just inhaled it. My dogs are such health freaks
Another Miami Meetup post
Lots of fun, thanks for everyone coming out. Next time i vote instead of sitting around we walk up and down Lincoln chanting like the traveling brazilian birthday party we kept having to compete with. Id also like to thank Zekes for letting us reblog their tables and that drunk lady who kept making fun of everyone going to get drinks at the bar because of the nametag thing. I bet if she tumbled...
i've got a secret.
fighterofthenightman: laurishly: mermaidofthesoil: i now have a terrible crush on all the people that went to our meet up. you guys are awesome individuals, but together we will RULE THE WORLD. let’s do this again, please? there are some ideas floating around already; potluck, beach day, beach day potluck. if you’ve got any ideas hit us up at firstname.lastname@example.org. i’ll be sending out the...
Alaska volcano expected to erupt soon - CNN.com →
Where the fuck is Pierce Brosnan when we need him!
Operation: make jason cool
is underway. GOD HELP US ALL
i love this
my new tumblr friend fills my dashboard with awesome pictures of zooey. DONT STOP. keep going new friend. GOO
tanya77: jeffcagle: I’m afraid poor Zooey’s fan page is going to blow its load in the first hour of its Tumblr being in existence. I love that theme but it’s frustrating that the posts don’t expand when you click on them. it needs to be fixed asap. id love to see the follower per minute ratio
This is great! →
its a tad bit creepy but its great when i want to use. and by use i mean look at so much zooey i cant take it anymore
Matt Pond PA - Halloween for You
JD and I have similar beards right now. someway/somehow that makes me somewhat cool
bellavita: iiiiiiiirissa: it’s freezing out. single digits, negative digits, whatever. but honestly, sluts never get cold. even in this weather, they can wear leggings with skirts, or just skirts. and some revealing skimpy top. oh, and a pair of ugg boots. and they’re still not cold. sluts are invincible. A hiker once told me that he once survive 2 weeks alone in the mountains with just the...