March 2009
I've realized that if I don't sleep on the...
willmccloud:
So, I guess my ultimate goal in life is to find a left-side sleeper.
i do this too but i just think of it as practice for when i do have someone in bed with me. now to just find a girl who is a left-side sleeper…things would be allllright
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how can i be more awesome?
regardless of me trying to exploit the new question system. i just want to know.
People Eating Tasty Animals
bobrafael:
I’m convinced that Argentinian people are the most skilled at grilling up dead stuff.
I use to be all about The Knife, which is still pretty damn good.
Now, I am all about this tiny place on 69th and Collins called New Olivos Cafe.
It may be small and a bit hidden, but holy snappers it’s good stuff.
Try the Barbecua (for 1 or 2 people) if you have a meat fixation, it’s got...
Deleted Scene from everyones favorite series: Twilight
omegle
fighterofthenightman:
I have to get off. its an ever bigger time vortex than tumblr.
tell me about it. you start and you cant stop. i just go around finding people from tumblr. its alot better than all the damn chris hansen and pedo bear macros
All my friends are forward-thinking
Getting hitched and quitting drinking
– Death Cab “I was once a loyal lover”
so true. just look at the facebook news feed
internet dating.
pocketfulofhope:
i’ve decided to accept a couple dates via match.com. (since i signed up and paid drunkenly in november and still have one month left). i’ve gone back and forth with this since i’ve signed up. but i’m ready to play the field now. i updated my profile and have been seeing a steady stream of replies. there have been one or two emails that are so cheeky and clever that i’ve...
I'm 76 years old
im going to eat breakfast at a restaurant alone at the bar area. i will also try to strike up random conversations about the economy and other topics of the days news (the flooding up north/Alaska’s volcano!) wow i need to stay off of Cnn.com
Jim: [overhears loud monster noises] Its Monster dot com. Singular.
Michael:...
– the office
dear tumblr
smashley:
hi, wanna date me?
i would totally take tumblr out on a fancy date…pull its chair out for it.. open car doors and at the end of the night (hand on small of back….face grab kiss) game over tumblr…game over
Lost
just made my nose bleed because my brain just exploded
Attention tumblrs who watch..
American Idol. My best friend is in the crowd tonight. His signal is going to be holding up a triangle (we are creative) it gives ya something to look for, so if anyone spots him let me know on AIM (alkalinetbsrok)