I take that back.
nicolaxiola: I AM going to midnight wolverine. Fuck it. Don’t judge me. its okay im feeling nerdy and im going too
jennnay: theholyghost: I have a feeling sex isn’t like riding a bicycle. I might’ve forgotten how. Ok, not possible. But come on, world. Throw me a bone. I mean, not a bone, that’s not my thing… um, throw me a vagina? That just doesn’t work. anyone have an extra vvvvagina lying around? Sounds like he is suffering from this. i feel your pain brothaa
Right away Great Captain - Right Ahead, Young...
So what happens to all the skinny ties left on the...
Obama's First 100 days vs 100th episode of Lost
We all win.
clarity track by track
postscriptme: This is pretty much amazing… this was interesting but i expected more lyrical explanations. Giving us perspective on what they think about the songs now that they have matured. but still good
alwaysaparadox: carolyns: Sufjan Stevens -...
jennnay: people who buy all the vowels on wheel of fortune piss me the fuck off me too, but i always enjoy the sound of failure that WOF uses
Anthony Green - Dear Child (I’ve been trying...
Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing—he waited three days to...– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, on the Three-Day Rule Pure. Genius. (via graceinsmallthings) (via georgiegirlnyc) (via catherine-elise) i loved this. i also liked Ted’s speech at the end about the 3 day rule being garbage, and if a girl doesnt like that i called before 3 days...
I didnt know what a “swine” was until all this started happening– my friend During our discussions of the flu outbreak
sarahsized: i just got an IM from somebody with the most vague screenname ever asking “a/s/l?” did i just go back 10 years?? stop being creepos! he didn’t even know how he had my sn. now with 15 hours FREE!
I think no one should be ashamed to need help.
alwaysaparadox: iguessthatscool: merricat: iswearthistimeitsforreal: kyliedear: therapist, medication, or even something like advice. if you need it, do not be ashamed. GET HELP. please, please, please. i know how you all feel. ashamed, scared, alone. i tried to kill myself three times before i actually got help, and it does work. just please.. do not be ashamed. there are more people like...
If you feel sick dont go to work and dont go to school– Official commenting on Swine flu Well tomorrow will be a mass call in day. Everyone with a cough will cry pig or swine or whatever
sumfight: I loves me some NPH :) “TAKE THAT MAGIC!” man what i wouldnt give to give NPH a high five
The Office in real life...
kaytee: When I first started working here, I was the receptionist. My boss’s name was Michael, we once went on a Booze Cruise, and we had a few pranks every now and then. That as about as far as the similarities went. After switching departments, I now work with someone who sings at their desk, a judgmental Christian, someone who is obsessed with celebrity gossip, a nutjob conspiracy theorist...
MySpace is like the cool guy from high school who never went to college and...– comment i found on an article about outsted myspace CEO very true, myspace is just…creepy now
Q&A session from 2009 SXSW with the Cast and Crew of 500 Days of Summer best part is when some guy asks to take zooey on a date. followed by some guy yelling “fuck me!” and “penis”
Zooey Deschanel discusses her upcoming film “500 Days of Summer”
On a Sunday
So, Im outside on my patio on a really nice Florida day. It is now being interupted by our neighbors newly constructed PVC piping and blue tarped above ground pool ( But basically This.) And a really shitty playlist of music which has included: 1. cha cha slide by Mr c the slide man (i had to google this) 2. Circus by “its britney, Bitch” 3. Some shitty T-pain song with that god...